Things Model Horse People Say

I had way to much fun making this post. Thanks to everyone from Blab for helping me come up with these! :D I also included some unseen show photos to break up the space a bit. Enjoy!

"Can't talk now, I'm soaking a horse in oven cleaner" -Ghost_Wolf_Ranch

"Don't forget to strip the body before dismembering it." -JuliaCodeMan

"Anything that includes the CHIN" -Mary

"FSOT for ARs: CM RRH MOW NAN'd" -Dizzyriss

"Go ahead and chop his head off. It'll make you feel better. ---- said to me when I was reluctant to customize an SM." -Brenda

"I'll be bringing my body bag." -SylvanTrails

"All that work and I still had to cut off that foal's leg because it was longer than the other one..."  -EvieJean

"That's the most unrealistic horse color I've seen yet!" with this being said while driving past a *real* horse -Aidan's Toy Trove

"Looks like a Stone horse," while looking at a picture of a real but very unusual pinto/appy/roan horse. -DooWiki

Heard on Haynet once - from Sue Stewart - "Oh, that's my Heart of Darkness!" AIR, the mailman she said that to was v. disturbed -Tinngg

"I've got to call my dealer and see if he has any of the new stuff in yet." That one made one of my non-hobby friends raise their eyebrows hahaha, that and anything that has to do with "bodies." "Body box" in particular lol -pennylanestables

"Hey showers! I'm knocking down horses that have dust on them!" -Mary

"I've got bodies stashed everywhere" -Tinngg

"I lost a box of 8 humans"!! -Sparkle Susan

"Now where am I going to put you??" -Drenarrow

Fish scale or chainlink "crapples." Which...makes me think of roadapples. XD -LupineLeighs

"This post about our Kuchis." -Night Elf

If you don't stop falling over I'm going to chop someone's leg off! -Whysome

"Can I have that wrapped and bagged?" The CHIN is one of the few places where you might get looked at with anything from panic to a dirty look for wanting your purchases bagged! It's also one of the few places where someone yelling "free bubble wrap!" is likely to get swarmed and trampled! -Truson

Haunted Horses Halter Placings: OF Breyer

Haunted Horses was yesterday, and it was great! I had a lot of fun and while it wasn't my best show placing wise, I stayed very organized and kept track of a lot. A big part of that I think is that I culled about 10 horses who haven't been performing or have only been placing 9th or 10th consistently. With my show string being pretty large, I can't sustain that.

Today I'll show my horses that placed in OF Breyer. Not minis yet, only traditional. :) Enjoy!

Light Foals started out strong with all of my entered horses placing in the top five. RRS She's Got Chrome scored a fifth...

My new guy, RRS Goober Grape picked up second place...

And RRS The Judge Is Blind got third.

Next, I entered draft foals, where Wallflower got sixth. 

I didn't have any Arabs, so in my next class, other light, RRS Words With Friends got fourth. 

In the same class, my Wynona got third.

Meanwhile in the Stone ring, RRS You On Kazoo got fifth. I'm happy with that, the class was full of super nice QHs! He's not super flashy and is mainly a performance horse, so I think he did well.

My Fleetstreet Max, Here Come Dat Boi, got 1st in Paint, but I didn't get a photo.

RRS Popalock got sixth in Mustang.

Then in Other Stock, Danke Memes got fifth.

My TWH got second in her class, but again, no photo...

In other ponies, RRS Ever So Clever got a third. With a better breed, I think she could do well.

My donkey (who I literally bought like 15 minutes before the class) also got a third in his class. 

I didn't get any rosettes this time, but still I did well! Stay tuned for Customs, Performance, and OF Mini!

My next show is Holly Jolly Live this December. I'm trying not to procrastinate and get everything done before the week of the show, but knowing myself, we'll see.